Unlike Bubbles, I know I'm not perfect. So here's my HMD, RP concrit/feedback post. Please feel free to leave a message here or hit me up on AIM at littlkikos.

Anon is on, comments are screened. <--THEY ARE NOW I PROMISE.

PS. Clé is a total hor.

From the Office of the Housekeeping Administration

Fellow Edenspherians--

It has come to Housekeeping's attention that there have been several reports of minor acts of thievery over the past several days. First off, I would like just like to say:

DO NOT PANIC!

The increase in petty theft, as frustrating and disturberating as it may seem, is nothing compared to the yelling and the fit that will ensue if certain persons continue to file the paperwork that points the finger of blame at the INNOCENT and hardworking PEOPLE WHO CLEAN UP YOUR HOUSING day after day with nothing more than the occasional 'thanks'. In plain Ozian: We do not hire thieves here, thank you very much! Point your very long noses at some other department, gossip hounds!

Soooo, if someone so much as looks at my department the wrong way again, so help me I will cover these journals with so much ink and glitter detailing every reason to the contrary, you will all see PINK for days. Got it?

&hearts I'm sooooooo glad we understand each other, Edensphere! &hearts

Back to business. Now, the list of items that are being reported are well...unusually peculiar and all together quite mysterious to describe. Two of these in particular seem just strange:

Reported Missing Things
&hearts Apples -- They are totally the new 'it' food.
&hearts Forks -- ???

I will continue to add to this list as the reports are filed. Other things to mention: after a mostly successful supply gathering operation in Hollywood, I am proud to say that Temporary Housing now has new bedding and that we're working on fixing the older curtains in that section. I believe this is just in time for the newest group of newborns. Welcome to Edensphere, dear ones. Wipe your feet on the mats and don't tear or wrinkle anything.

I believe that is all, unless Justice has anymore to report. Ta Ta for now.

- &hearts Bubbles &hearts

PS. As much as this was a business entry....Fugue dearest, you've looked awfully distracted lately. Is there something the matter Smoochiekins?

Oh not this again!! We were having such a nice quiet spell too!

This isn't the most hideoteous thing I've ever been forced into but is so....butch. Even though its pink...I'll admit to it being comfortable, but its soooooo drably functional.

Does anyone know what SPD stands for? I appear to have some sort of badge too. Oh look I'm a police officer. How very forward thinking. What's next, women firefighters? Doctors? Lawyers?! HA! Apparently I am the officer of Dog Town because there's a little dog on the front of the badge.

I also have the most pointless tool belt I have ever seen in my life. I don't even--what kind of cop would need or use tiny pieces of metal, wood and glass?! I suppose I should be thankful I don't have a gun as well.

Oh wait a minute, I think I have some nail polish that matches this jacket! Maybe this won't be so bad after all.

-Bubbles

[ooc:Bubbles is dressed in a SPD B-Squad cadet uniform, Pinky's specifically. The Academy ranks its cadets D-Squad to A Squad, A of course being the top. The tool belt relates to Pinky's genetic power.]

From the Office of the Housekeeping Administration

Edensphereians,

As so many are doing, this week Housekeeping will be making supply runs in the wonderful city known as Hollywood. As keeper of their lengthy purchase list, it is my job to see that nothing is missed. This includes...

&hearts linens
&hearts rope
&hearts new bedding for the temporary housing sections (there is this MARVELOUS thing called a "Bed in a Bag" that is like design for the masses! I love it!)
&hearts aprons
&hearts new cleaning supplies
&hearts house paint
&hearts lawn flamingos
&hearts tools
&hearts butterflies
&hearts gloves
&hearts masks
&hearts poker table
&hearts gardening tools such as shovels and the like
&hearts "crocs" <--I believe that is a type of formal shoe
&hearts coathangers
&hearts spanx
&hearts hoses
&hearts lava lamps
&hearts plumping equipment
&hearts hairspray
&hearts a cd player
&hearts and if possible a golf cart. Really, boys I don't see how you're going to get one of those.

What else...oh yes. The staff here has been very excited about some strange things they've discovered called ...Roombas. They say it will make their jobs a lot easier, so I have ok'd the purchase of several. Although I have had to squash several discussions about fighting with them--I don't believe in animal cruelty. Can someone please volunteer to be a Roomba handler? I wonder if that can be a new job posted in the Hall of Beginnings.

Anyways, I want this all purchased yesterday, so HOUSEKEEPERS! LETS GET A MOVE ON! We don't pay you to play with roombas all day.

If there are any volunteers in the sphere that would like to help us acquire these items, you would have my most undying gratifications.

--Bubbles

[there are several droplets of ink that are quickly blotted away neatly. Strikes are visible for a few moments.]

I'm so confusified.

...


I seem to have ...lost track of the date and time. If someone would please tell me what in the name of Oz has happened? The Captains of the Guard and Adventurers are....dead?! I was under the impression that Miss Bastet was quite unbeatable. Was there some sort of coup d'état while I was... What is being done for the safety of Edensphere?

West dearest? If you see this, please come talk to me. You'll never believe where I've been.

If there's anything that needs to be done during this time...well I am available, even though there is sure to be quite the backlog of Housekeeping Duties (although really, how long was I...nevermind).

That is to say...I am sorry for recent events. A loss in the name of duty is always noble but unbearably tragic.


-Bubbles

From the Office of the Housekeeping Administration

Spherians--

This is an OFFICIAL reminder that citizens are not to disturb the construction that is currently being undertaken at Housekeeping Island. That means, in plainer terms:

KEEP OUT!

It is all well and good to show an interest in civic works but constant looking-loos are going to positivitily annoy our hard working construction crew. Its dangerous to be walking around the site without proper safety equipment--even if you can fly, there are no excuses!

Let them do their job in peace. I promise you the new Housekeeping building is going to be fabulous! I helped design it you know.

To all the recent newcomers--Welcome! My name is Bubbles and I am Mr. Justice's part time administrative assistant. If you have any concerns about Housekeeping please let me know, dearest ones!

That is all. Ta ta for now!

~Bubbles

For the love. Of. OZ.

First scary, freaky eyed er, interesting customers, then ...Alexi and now this PERSON in everybody's house! I absolutely loathe Mondays! How can he be everywhere at once wearing such a ridiculous outfit?! I HAVE GREASE STAINS IN MY SHEETS! I don't think my heart can take much more of this stupidity! The next person who bothers me before breakfast with some heart clogging piece of dead cow and a paper crown will find my pink stiletto heels EMBEDDED IN THEIR EYE.

I'm sooooooooooo glad we understand each other, Edensphere. &hearts

Onto lighter topics. I was waiting to announce this on a better day, but since I'm up already...

I have a new job!

Yes, I know. How good of me to accept such a venture! Justice dearest has asked me to be his personal assistant and although I am a very busy woman, I couldn't turn my back on the good people of Housekeeping. So I will be working part time with Justice and part time with Iris dearest. Isn't it wonderful?! I shall have to tell Alexi when he gets back. Anyways, you are are SOOO LUCKY to have me representing Justice!

--Bubbles

[ooc: strikes were visible for a moment and then gone. She'd like to repress her encounter with Tandava if she can. Also, yes still in denial.]

Dearest Sphere,

Did you know that if you follow that map that appeared in everyone's housing, you get a bunch of coins? How nifty.

...Not that I actually followed the map. HA REALLY! Of course who would? It was very childish--really who thinks of these things?! Although pocket change is always nice.

Pinky dearest, it was a joy meeting you! &hearts I am so happy that there's another fashionista in the sphere! And a goodly dressed one at that--you look so very swankified now!!

Please feel free to come over any time. Now that the ball is over, I've not much to do. I've spent much of this weekend working on a new sweater for Truth dearest. Oh Iris--I hope you don't mind that I borrowed some yarn. I'm trying to hurry because I know he'll reappear at any moment--he has the worst timing you know. Dy--Disappearing like that! Really. That's just ....just rude.

But I'll be darned if he's going to wear those ugly newborn clothes. Really Edensphere! We need to give these new people better clothes! Its so depressing!

-Bubbles


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[ooc: Assuming that Pinky and the Ditz will meet sometime before this. Ugh, this Truth response really should have been sooner. But she would never show her grief publicly--can you say denial?! I figure she's been hiding away since she heard.]

[ooc: responding to this plot psa]

EW! EW! EW!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

THERE'S A DEAD BIRD'S HEAD OUTSIDE MY HOUSE!!

There are feathers everywhere and blood and oh goodness! Its HORRENDABLE! I nearly threw up when I saw it--I can't even--It looks like its been...chewed!

I REFUSE to go out till someone cleans it!!

Did one your nasty little dogs do this?! FESS UP! THERE SHOULD BE RULES AGAINST AGGRESSIVE PETS!

That poor animal!! I hope it wasn't someone's farm animal.

Wonderful and Ever Giving Edensphere,

It is my pleasure to report that Friday night's Charity Ball was a smashing success! Thanks to your generous donations, the ball and the date auction raised more than enough money to fund the new Housekeeping Administration Building!!!

We did it!!!

No, no need to thank me or organizing such a feat! It was my pleasure. No really, thank you.

I couldn't be happier with the results. I had such a marvelous time--with my oh so wonderful date, Fugue of course (Hi Smoochiekins!). I'm glad to see that...auction mixup business did not put a damper on the event. Also, we must all thank all the volunteers who set up the ball under my direction. &hearts Although whoever donated the tables...we are still attempting to figure out who started the brawl so that we can bill them for the damages. Sorry to keep you waiting on that. We will find them!

I'm so happy I could meet a great many of you for the first time. Mr. Click, Juliet dearest, we simply must get together again soon! Chapel too!

-Bubbles &hearts

The dreams I had the last two nights were much more relaxing. I was flying in both. I could see the moon in one and in the other I saw people and someone familiar... a beautiful presence in pink! It was simply awe inspiring!

I think I might even been flying on a broom. West? West, was this your dream?

Oh and I love this new place we're in! Its so colorful and cheerful! And the natives are so &hearts adorable! &hearts They follow me around everywhere! They really liked to be petted and OH THEY ARE JUST TOO CUTE!

Nobody better eat them!

I mean it!

Has anyone met the Queen yet?

[ooc:added later] ABSOLUTELY NO BLOW TORCHES!!!

-&hearts Bubbles &hearts

[ooc:Crescent and West's dreams respectively. Yes she dreamed about herself and liked it. haha]

Why is this happening! I can't--the swords and crosses--it was so horrendible!

Why would someone let this happen to me her him?!

Why didn't anyone save that person!

How could they--

I want to go home!! Oh West!

[ooc: Day one: Cross. Well that was utterly traumatizing!]

Well that was rather unpleasant to say the least. West and Alexi dear, I feel much better today. Apart from the constant chewing I must do for the coin poisoning, I feel rather like a cow at this point. How degrading!

...Thank you for all your help.

Now anyways, illness aside I have an announcement to make! Brace yourselves people.

We're going to have a ball!!!

Isn't the glitter wonderful! It was a Get Well Soon present! It adds a nice touch.

Mr. Justice brought it to my attention that our hardworking Housekeeping staff lack a proper administration building and this is simply unacceptable! These men and women toil endless hours picking up YOUR messes and enter our houses with a sense of civic duty, full of braverism and self deprivation all in the hopes and dreams that our dear Edensphere can be a better place! They deserve more than just a mere canvas tent, don't you think? YES THEY DO!!!!

So I have decided we should have a Charity Ball to raise the funds for Housekeeping Island. One of the sweet nurses I talked to in Medical Island said the idea reminded her or something...oh! Yes a Prom! Odd word, prom. Whatever you call it, it shall be elegant and refined and...oh details to come--you shall all get some proper invites as soon as I some normal paper and a good ink pen.

You're all very welcome!

Bubbles

[ooc:handwriting appears rushed]

This is so confusifying!! How can words can just appear out of nowhere and hang in the air like this? And why wold I want to ATTACK someone? This is absolutly shameful! These magical floaty words are advertising violence, that's what its doing!

How was I supposed to know that LICK meant I'd actually--THAT WAS SOOOO DISGUSTING!

I nealy choked on my own wages, I'Ll have you know and I WORKed Hard For ThAt...Coin... Now what do I do? I mean, that Was Going to a new...something. I was going to buy something with tat! Something PRETTY! Maybe somE Glitter! OHHHH THAT would be nice. Som many things to buy, and there I go swallowing money! Shamesful, West would be scold me, I know she would.

Hee. She turns really GREEN when she's angry. Like a Artichoke. The artichoke is steamed!!

...Hmm....What was I saying?

Ah yes, this is absolutely horrendable, someone needs to censor the MagicaL Word Making People, because honEstly ThIs isn't Even...very.....Logical....ITEM, what does that mean?

Why FLoating Words? Why Not useful, soft...things...LIKE FeAthers....or Bubbles.



....Oh my. I don't feel SO weLl.


[ooc:Yeah so I'm going with the logic that she swallowed a wooden coin when she licked it. Blonds are special. According to the FAQ she's gonna be pretty sick for a while.]

ES--

This is absolutely unacceptable! Do you think you're funny putting these disgusting noise makers everywhere?! Just what is the point of this prank? If it were only certain people at certain appointed times, it would be much more affective, but not EVERYONE all the time! That is simply overkill. At any rate, IT SHOULD CEASE IMMEDIATELY.

Moving on...Wes I am sorry for being so quiet. I've been thinking I was one of those detained by the elevator, on top of the whole 'body switching' business--thatweshouldneverevermentionagain.

...

I suppose, I do have a question. For the masses as it were. Just a ...a thought.

What exactly is the role of a government?

I used to think I remembered, but lately, after talking to some people...

Mr. Scales I--I don't understand

Oh. Nevermind. This is silly isn't it?

-Bubbles

[ooc:Strikes-as rare as they are for this charrie-are done with great care and are unreadable after a minute.]

Sphereians,

I suppose after one gets over the shock of suddenly turning male, this isn't too bad. At least I am incredibly handsome and I still have my wonderful fashion sense! Although there's something awfully familiar about this face...I can't stop looking in the mirror...

Has anyone seen West lately? Oh! I suppose "see" is a bad way to put it right now. West? Where--Who are you? You've been so quiet...

Does anyone know when this will end?

-Bubbles


[ooc:Mun fail, woo! Bubbles is now her ex boyfriend Fiyero. There's a lack of bitching because Bubbles is worried about West, d'aww.]

That's it! I'm absolutely flusterated with this nonsense! If anyone needs to talk to me, they can do it through the journals! I refuse to say another word!

Its not funny you know! I don't even know what "cherry chap stick" is, but I assure you I do not like the taste of it! Is that supposed to be a metaphor? If it feels wrong, then why would someone do it in the first place?!

I hate this place!


-Bubbles


[ooc:Because I didn't learn my lesson in November, I'm trying the most difficult event EVER again. Why do I do dis? ;_;]

Brave and Industrious Edensphere,

As terrifying as terror is, it is nice to see that people are focusing less on the winged infestation problem and more on the success of Miss Kitty's auction! Mr. Fugue, I am SO excited about our date, you lucky mysterious person! I am most impressed that you were able to win yourself as well! How very talented of you! Mr. Truth, oh how lucky you are to be with Mr. Iris!! Mr. Justice, congradulotions as well, I am sure you will be very happy with Miss Lezard! Oh I love it when ROMANCE is in the air! See West! That wasn't so bad was it?

Now, if any of you lucky lovebirds need help with creating the perfect outfit, do come and see myself, Chosen and Iris AT ONCE! It is our duty after all, to stylize and perfectify edensphere, particularly in the name of love!! East dearest, while I don't claim to know how the heart works, if you are indeed content to court Mr. Fallen, do consider visiting. I'm offering as a friend, despite what others may think. There's a lovely vest in particular I think you would like. WEST! I expect you to at least come and see me so I can fix your hair!!!

By the by, if anyone has seen Mr. Yoru, do tell him to stop by as well. I haven't seen him lately. Poor thing, missing out on the auctions. That is all!

&hearts Hugs and kisses,

Bubbles